I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends

Like it seems like some people just somehow

Fall into relationships just like

Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me

Is that how you do it

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Lol what?

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When you’re sliding into first And your pants begin to burst diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re sliding into two And your pants are filled with goo diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re sliding into third And you feel a greasy turd diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re sliding into home And your pants are filled with foam diarrhea, diarrhea
When you’re driving in a race and it flies up on your face: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When the feeling’s not that nice and you have to flush it twice: Diarrhea, diarrhea.

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lol

tessaviolet:

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My heart is like my iPhone. Shattered from that one time I dropped it outside Starbucks.

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getoutofmygoddamncity:

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meghantonjes:

misformazing:

Its a good thing I fucking hated Proactiv before seeing this ad… because right now? RAGE!

omg. that’s so ridiculous that I can’t even stop laughing.

I think it’s freaking hilarious.

Worst marketing idea EVER

tessaviolet:

meghantonjes:

misformazing:

Its a good thing I fucking hated Proactiv before seeing this ad… because right now? RAGE!

omg. that’s so ridiculous that I can’t even stop laughing.

I think it’s freaking hilarious.

Worst marketing idea EVER

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mel-lovable:

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viremi:

thelocalpaedo:

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TAKE ON ME

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TAKE ON ME

I’LLLLLLLLL

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GONEEEEEEEE

IN A DAY OR

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ghostbono:

t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:

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It’s been right in front of our faces all this time.